Today I read a quote from a Patriot player, talking about the insane salaries NFL players are seeing these days. He just signed a huge contract, and here is what he had to say:

“Just press the Start button,” she said and walked away.
I pressed the Start button. And I waited. A few lights came on, but nothing happened. 
Is this thing on? I had no idea. I’ve been driving for 40 years, and yet I couldn’t even get this car moving?! It was embarrassing and frustrating.